work lunch at Chili's

xxxx: you know what i hate at work
is when i answer kind of random questions about stuff
then people go OMG XXXX KNOWS EVERYTHING
ASK HIM ANYTHING
me: hahaha

example
xxxx: well i usually just cut the person off and say stop it stop it stop it
but one time we were at chilis
me: tell them to shut the front door
xxxx: you know, just eatin
and a song came on
and everyone was like who is this?
and i was like oh its ryan adams
and their minds were blown

xxxx: so of course the rest of the lunch was WHO IS THIS XXXX???

supreme freak out

xxxx: ALLISON
COME BACK
NOW
xxxx: ALLISON

I NEED UR HELP NOW

me: OK LINK

xxxx: http://www.supremenewyork.com/shop/268?style=923

me: what one

oh

thats it?

xxxx: RED

me: thats all?

xxxx: wait hang on

let me make sure

xxxx: yes

me: wtf

xxxx: red

me: k done

im the best
...
xxxx: man i had such a freak out

theres a guy here who likes supreme

and i was talking to him showing him what i got

and i showed him the decks and it didnt say sold out

i was like fuck. ill be back
me: hahaha

2 freak outs in one day

impressive

xxxx: ugh

not good for my clogged heart

me: stop eating so many peps

xxxx: ha

heart disease

dirty floors

xxxx: dont like our kitchen

its no good

you know that

we've been over that a lot

me: you dont need a good kitchen for that though

xxxx: i just dont feel comfortable in that one

me: that's weird

xxxx: why

me: i dont understand how you could not

its yours

everything in there is yours

the appliances arent awful

xxxx: the floor

me: so you dont cook because of the floor

xxxx: i feel dirty in there

me: because the floor is dirty
xxxx: yes

dead roosters

xxxx: someone dumped a dead rooster outside our office

me: wtf

in the street?

when

xxxx: i dunno

me: weird

did you call animal cops

xxxx: nah

me: just left it there
xxxx: yeah nbd